THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
You get a hug for being you.
why must we play god
This is what being Moffat and Gatiss must feel like.
My friends better take notice. We are going to play this.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock
walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock
i think you meant… whaddup i got a big ben :D
no that is not what i meant at all
not least because that is the great clock of westminster
yeah its called big ben
no, the bell inside is called big ben